Uncle Sticky's Toiletries

Your Uncle Sticky

Welcome to Uncle Sticky's™ Toiletries

When you're icky, think Uncle Sticky™...

Why everything is a little weird here at Uncle Sticky's™.

We are reconstructing the Uncle Sticky's website from the bottom up. Google had to go and change things on us and now we are moving... everything! if you are looking for something special, please just give us an email for now and we'll send it out. We have all the products ready to go right now, so there's no delay in shipping. Just drop us a line -- use the Contact US form here on the site and tell us what you want. We get right back to you. Be well, be clean and STOP STINKING!

Are you sweaty? Does your butt itch? Do you have Dirty Hands? Or do you just NEED A SHAVE???? We've got your stuff. Stuff that smells great and doesn't leave a huge dent in your wallet. We've got soap ON A ROPE!, handcleaning soap, shampoo, shower gel, shave stuff - we've even got a soothing powder for your -- uh -- pits? Cruise around our site -- there's sure to be something that will appeal to your sticky side.

Seriously, most of our stuff smells of Bay Rum -- remember those guys that
sailed the ocean? -- old and spicy, or the way that beekeeper's cologne used to smell WHEN HE HAD IT, AND NOW HE DOESN'T ANY MORE BECAUSE HE SOLD OUT -- Oh. Wait... this isn't a blog. OK whew.

Anyway, as you can see (to your left) we've got soap and powder and some fine smelly stuff, and if you're interested, we'll even tell you a bit about what's
in our stuff and why.

We NEVER animal test -- except on ourselves and our sticky friends -- in many ways Uncle Sticky™ IS an animal.

This is great stuff for the StickyMan™. Check it out!

Thanks,

Uncle Sticky™